Teacher: Whoever answers this question can go home now one hour early
Student: Accidentally shoots a spit ball at his teacher
Teacher: who shot that spit ball
Student: I did by mistake. See you tomorrow
Duck in a Bar
A duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No sorry, we don't have any bread
(after a few minutes) Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread
(in a little while) Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any bread!!
(Some time later) Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: if you ask me if i've got any bread once more im gonna nail your bill to this bar....
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?
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